Relax on the plane, or dream of landing as quickly as possible? In many respects it depends on the passengers sitting nearby. If we are talking about a long flight, this can become a matter of life and death. And what creatures you will not see on board the plane. Let's start with the sow who learned to fly.
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Flying pig? It's real!
Unique shot: this pig not only survived dinosaurs, but also learned to fly. True, wings were not needed for an evolving mumps. No matter how much the human race claims that pigs were not created for such a thing, this pig managed to prove the opposite. Just look at her contented nickle! Indeed, she was able to put Darwin's grandfather in her belt. Let now only someone dare to say that pigs do not fly.
Give the dog a rest
Dog. Sleeping dog in the passenger seat. And yes, we have no idea what happened to his eye.
Flight to the kingdom of heaven
Some would argue: what's good about a four-legged neighbor? He’s sleeping now, and at the slightest rustle he will begin to bark like a madman. Suddenly, this dog is smart enough to buy plane tickets, but not smart enough to hold back the instinct of the guard? No one will give a guarantee.
But you know, what can be many, many times worse than a sleeping dog in the passenger seat? Napping pilot! Umm ... wait, if this guy is sleeping, and his assistant, meanwhile, is shooting him on camera, then who is driving the plane?
M-yeah, we can only wish good luck to passengers.Well, a good memory, in time to remember the prayers for the remission of sins.
Warmth, fluffiness and tolerance in one bottle
Okay, we continue the theme of unusual neighbors on the plane. Many probably would not call a stewardess to insist on a change of place. After all, what neighbor can compete with a panda? Firstly, it is soft and warm. Secondly, the panda will not drink alcohol. Everyone understands that these animals only eat greens.
Still, the panda will not start unnecessary conversations like "Would you like to talk about our Lord Bamboo Bear?" Take a closer look: the very appearance of the panda speaks of its peacefulness and tolerance. She is both black, and white, and Asian. Therefore, anyone nearby can feel safe - even a white-skinned European, even a Chinese, even an alien from the planet Gliese-581.
In harmony with the universe: a hamburger pillow
Well, the panda, of course, is warm and tolerant. But this passenger, too, can not be called a deprived fate. After all, a pillow in the form of a hamburger flies next to her. Such a neighbor certainly will not mind when you doze off and accidentally bury him in the shoulder. Or maybe this woman specially brought along a hamburger on the plane? Maybe she thought it would allow her to be in harmony with the universe? After all, scientists say that in its vast expanses it smells of fresh beef steaks and hamburgers ...
A vacation that is not always possible
Yes, rest on the plane is often necessary. Charges before the flight, then a taxi to the airport, then waiting and passing security controls ... And finally, you can calmly sit down and relax.
Oops, there it was. Hi, I am a child next door and I will ruin your flight. Or make it fun. It depends on how humble you are before the vagaries of fate.
Goose in slippers
What would you think if you saw a goose in the cabin? Unusual neighbor, right? A goose in slippers? Hmm, but why don’t he wear slippers ... It's cold, after all. And who has the right to discriminate against aircraft passengers on a biological basis? Urgently issue slippers to a goose if he does not already have them!
Never, never, never get drunk before a flight
Remember this phrase from Winston Churchill? His most famous speech was extremely concise: "Never, never, never give up." Yes, this speech can be rephrased for those who like to screw some kind of fiery liquid before the flight.
Therefore, in the end - the main advice. Behave decently on the plane. And never get drunk before flying. Otherwise, you risk getting into an uncomfortable position (in the literal sense of the word). Just like this passenger. It is unlikely that he will enjoy the flight. After all, it is pasted with tape on the hands and feet.
No, the crew were not aggressive. Also, they did not have the desire to belittle someone and assert themselves at someone else's expense. Just this man was so violent that they had no other choice. One could drink him even more so that he finally fell asleep. Or completely block his movement with adhesive tape. The first option is more overhead. And after themselves, after such a shift, they probably would like to take a hundred grams to their chest. So I had to stop on binding.
These are such funny neighbors. Have you ever had to fly next to unusual passengers? Share in the comments.
