Conscription for military service is an important event in the life of every man. But this means that he will have to part with his house, parents, friends and girlfriend for a long time. Therefore, the feast is always a little sad. Funny toasts on the wires to the army will help to defuse the situation.
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Cool toasts to the army
You can set a cheerful tone for a feast and support a draftee with cool toasts, for example:
“Soon our draftee will have to find out what the man’s main mission is. And it consists in protecting the homeland and dear people. So let’s drink so that the form fits you, but the footcloths do not sting! ”
“If a girl needs only one night to become a woman, then a young man can be called a man only after a year of military service. Today I want to drink to make these 12 months fly as fast as one night! ”
“So you see off your youth today. You have to pay the debt to the Motherland! With your appearance in the army you can be sure that the whole world will be afraid of us! ”
Friends Wishes
Not only relatives, but also friends will always come to visit the conscript.
As a toast to the army, you can say the following text to a friend:
“Do you know what an army is? This is a special school where a boy becomes a man. No need to be sad and afraid of the upcoming breakup, I wish that the time spent in the army would be useful for you! ”
“Military service is the path that every real man must go. "I wish you to find courage, will, strength and become a true defender of the homeland!"
"A friend of mine! You have not “slanted” from military service, and this suggests that you are a real man! I wish you to fully develop these qualities, but at the same time remain the way you are now! ”
Original toasts in your own words
Probably the best will be a wish expressed in your own words.
With a glass or a glass in hand, it is important to pronounce the words necessary for the conscript, namely the assurances that they love him and will always wait:
“Today we are escorting our conscript to the army, he remembered this holiday for his whole life. I am glad that you chose this path and were not afraid of the upcoming trials! But at the same time, it becomes sad because we will see each other soon. “I want you to know that we will always remember you and look forward to the day when we can gather at this table again on the occasion of your return.”
“You can’t live a life without parting, but I’m sure that time will fly by quickly and you will be with us again. I want to wish you good luck, courage, patience and enormous spiritual strength. "I believe that you will endure difficulties with honor, and we can rightfully be proud of you!"
Funny and short toasts
Cheerful and sparkling parting words to the conscript will help cheer the guests:
“Defender of the Motherland, do you know that when a soldier is sleeping, the enemies are not asleep? In this regard, I give you excellent advice: sleep more and exhaust the enemy with insomnia! ”
“As you know, the best remedies for any problems are laughter and sleep. I raise my glass so that you have everything in order with a laugh in the service, and get enough sleep after the demobilization! Good luck to you!"
“One guy asks another:“ Sanya, do you love me? Seryoga, I respect you! No, Sanya, you need to love me, otherwise we won’t be able to slope! ”So let’s drink for our dear conscript who hasn’t slanted!”
Wishes in verses and prose
Beautiful and funny parting words in verses and prose will help to brighten the sadness of parting:
“Here’s the agenda, the draft board is waiting,
Boldly go to the defense of the Motherland, soldier.
Although mom is worried, father frowned,
About serving the Motherland is the destiny of our hearts. ”
You can congratulate the conscript on the beginning of a new life and in a prosaic form by saying this text:
“Somewhere on the bottom of the sea, among the stones, lay a huge beautiful pearl. Many jumped into the abyss of waves to get it, but it was so deep that the daredevils died, panting without oxygen. But there was a young man who guessed to sink to the bottom with a scuba gear, and got a treasure. "I want to wish you ingenuity and resourcefulness, which will help in the service!"
“Today you are going to serve, and I want you to remember: a real soldier is able to get out of any situation. He will cook porridge from the ax, and he will find the flint, and deal with the witch, and marry him successfully. I wish you that the porridge was hearty, flinty with you, and the beautiful princess met at home! ”
Toasts to the army for son, brother
It is always important for a future soldier to hear kind words from family people.
Seeing off the son’s army, one can pronounce the following text:
"My boy! Now you have a new life, you are the defender of the Fatherland. Be brave, strong and courageous. I wish you good service and reliable colleagues, and let the communication with weapons be limited to exercises for you. ”
“My dear son! I think you understand how hard it is for me to let you go for 12 whole months. But nothing can be done, this is the fate of most mothers. I want you to always stay healthy, cheerful and strong, and as soon as possible return to your home! ”
You can lead your brother into the army with these words:
“My dear brother! You already know that the army is a school of life.Today I drink for you to receive a gold medal at the end of your studies and return home as soon as possible with your final demobilization album! ”
The most important thing is to make toasts in honor of the future defender easily and naturally. No need to upset the young man with tears, he must enter a new life with a light heart.
